WTF #4

Rogue Beevyr Muztyrd

WTF #3

Name That Tune #10

A Snapshot of my Photobucket, Part Three

Name That Tune #9

WTF #2

Rockapotamus

Name That Tune #8

Name That Tune #7

Name That Tune #6

Not Afraid

(From Eminem's Not Afraid)

Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words
In the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings
Instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was ehhh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still trying to figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud still follows me around
But it's time to exorcise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now


...aaaaand that is the line Guin wanted me to illustrate. So instead of a blog post, you get my drawing, because I have no more creativity in me tonight. Although now I kind of want to do a whole series of Eminem illustrations.

A Snapshot of My Photobucket, Part Two

Underpromise, overdeliver!

So, I promised a lot of things. EVEN ALOT OF THINGS. Yesterday. Such as a GREAT POST! And PICTURES! And some sort of pigeon pun what was that even....

Anyway. I am only here to tell you that the day is about to come to a close, and unless I can pull some sort of angora bunny out of my ass, there is not going to be even one of those things in this post. WAIT A SECOND...

PHOTOBUCKET BOMB!

Yeah, I test liquor.

RAWR

Our wine cellar, circa two days ago

What. The. Fuck. Claw Machine, you have got to be kidding me.

Yeah, we got that cow. AND ALL HER FRIENDS.

Best album since Relapse. And yes, we got that many. To give to friends.

Twinkies don't kill people. Twinkies with guns kill people.

OK. I hope this sates you all for a while. Or at least until tomorrow.

A Snapshot of my Photobucket

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WTF #1

WTF #1: Rogue Baby

Name That Tune #2

Name That Tune #1

I want to eat you.

These things are addicting. Like crack and Bejeweled. Or some combination of the two of those things. I cannot get enough of them, but they are also fatty and full of sugar. So I am trying to curb my cravings with tea. But it is not working.They are all I can think about.

I am sure that this being the most boring day EVER at work does not help. But for real.

Scatterbrained

I swear if I could ever concentrate on one thing at a time, I might win. Instead I have:

1. The beginning to my myth.

"YOU WILL NOT EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!"

The gods could hear Apollo raging before he even entered the throneroom at Olympus. They exchanged uneasy looks.

Apollo burst through the doorway, his bow in his hand, a silver arrow on the string, his finger twitching as he held it in place. "AFTER ALL OF THIS! AGAMEMNON HAS THE COLOSSAL NERVE TO SHUN ONE OF MY PRIESTS!"

"Shuuuuuun the nonbeliever!" Ares murmured under his breath, and Aphrodite chuckled.

Apollo whipped around to face Ares, his muscles rippling as he brought his bow up to his shoulder in the blink of an eye, his shining arrow a hair's breadth away from Ares' forehead.

2. A drawing of this.

3. Nothing else, really.

Dammit. I failed today.