Siren) I have taken matters into my own hands and stolen an award from Rachael.
I KNOW! AN AWARD! I feel so accomplished. Suddenly, my whole day has taken a turn for the better. The miserable slump I was in this morning I have all but forgotten. My headache just disappeared. I think I might be better-looking now. No, I am sure I am.
OK, and now it is confirmed, because I'm writing this at work, and my last customer just introduced himself and told me that he thinks he loves me.
IT IS WORKING.
ETA: He just came back to tell me he loves me again. I AM BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS. This award is awesome.
ETA: I got my other award, too... I think my hair is shinier! And my voice is more melodious! My cat just turned into a liger!