Monday, June 20, 2011

Underpromise, overdeliver!

So, I promised a lot of things. EVEN ALOT OF THINGS. Yesterday. Such as a GREAT POST! And PICTURES! And some sort of pigeon pun what was that even....

Anyway. I am only here to tell you that the day is about to come to a close, and unless I can pull some sort of angora bunny out of my ass, there is not going to be even one of those things in this post. WAIT A SECOND...


Yeah, I test liquor.

Our wine cellar, circa two days ago
What. The. Fuck. Claw Machine, you have got to be kidding me.

Yeah, we got that cow. AND ALL HER FRIENDS.

Best album since Relapse. And yes, we got that many. To give to friends.

Twinkies don't kill people. Twinkies with guns kill people.

OK. I hope this sates you all for a while. Or at least until tomorrow.


  1. I have so much envy of you. Your wine, your crane skillz, your sports-related cookie, your art skillz...Your friends are lucky.

  2. This post was quite the coup, even without the pigeon pun.

    Oh wait, I took care of that for you.


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