Anyway. I am only here to tell you that the day is about to come to a close, and unless I can pull some sort of angora bunny out of my ass, there is not going to be even one of those things in this post. WAIT A SECOND...
|Yeah, I test liquor.|
|Our wine cellar, circa two days ago|
|What. The. Fuck. Claw Machine, you have got to be kidding me.|
|Yeah, we got that cow. AND ALL HER FRIENDS.|
|Best album since Relapse. And yes, we got that many. To give to friends.|
|Twinkies don't kill people. Twinkies with guns kill people.|
OK. I hope this sates you all for a while. Or at least until tomorrow.