So, I promised a lot of things. EVEN ALOT OF THINGS. Yesterday. Such as a GREAT POST! And PICTURES! And some sort of pigeon pun what was that even....
Anyway. I am only here to tell you that the day is about to come to a close, and unless I can pull some sort of angora bunny out of my ass, there is not going to be even one of those things in this post. WAIT A SECOND...
PHOTOBUCKET BOMB!
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| Yeah, I test liquor. |
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| RAWR |
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| Our wine cellar, circa two days ago |
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| What. The. Fuck. Claw Machine, you have got to be kidding me. |
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| Yeah, we got that cow. AND ALL HER FRIENDS. |
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| Best album since Relapse. And yes, we got that many. To give to friends. |
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| Twinkies don't kill people. Twinkies with guns kill people. |
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OK. I hope this sates you all for a while. Or at least until tomorrow.
I have so much envy of you. Your wine, your crane skillz, your sports-related cookie, your art skillz...Your friends are lucky.
ReplyDeleteThis post was quite the coup, even without the pigeon pun.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, I took care of that for you.