1 box yellow cake mix
1 box vanilla pudding
3/4 C sherry
3/4 C vegetable oil
1 t nutmeg
1/2 t mace
1/4 t cloves
powdered sugar for dusting
This cake is basically the easiest thing to make ever, on the planet. And yes, it uses box mixes. Fuck it. You know, I can make a cake from scratch, but sometimes it is nice to have something you can throw together in five minutes.
|Look at all of those prepackaged ingredients. That means this is easy and also bad for you.|
|I AM THE SHIT (if this was the 1970s)|
OK, moving on. Could I be more long-winded? Eff.
DUMP ALL THE THINGS IN A MIXING BOWL. Unfortunately I only had olive oil, so I used that. Let us see if it ruins all the things.
|All the things!|
|Velvety smooth. Don't eat all of it yet.|
|How did I do it wrong when all I had to do was dump everything in and mix.|
|How easy was that.|
|This smells so effing good.|
|The crevasses are tasty, too.|
|I feel prettyyyyy, oh so pretttyyyyy!|
|YUM, FOR REAL.|
Look at that. It was like the easiest thing EVAR, and it is delicioso. Way to go, you. Take the rest of the day off.
|This is two hours after I cut the first piece.|