Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Just Wondering.

What is up with those foil-covered chocolates that taste more like wax than chocolate?

Why do people always assume that if it is sunny outside, those of us indoors are ABSOLUTELY DYING to be outside?

Why do some people treat those of us in the service industries as though we are machines or slaves?

Why is it that we are always attracted to rebels?

Why MUST we pop bubblewrap when we encounter it, like a compulsion?

Why do we have an adverse reaction to certain smells which are not inherently harmful, like farts or sulphur?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS?

Why is Clusterfluff ice cream so effing delicious?

Why is it that as soon as you decide to exercise, you are completely overcome with the desire to take a nap?

6 comments:

  1. 1. Why do I eat the foil covered wax/chocolates like a madwoman even though they are disgusting?!

    2. People think that everyone on earth does or should share their opinions about everything.

    3. People also LOVE to think they are superior to other people.

    4. Because they are HOT. And rebellious. RAWR.

    5. Moreover, how did the person that PACKED the thing in bubblewrap NOT POP IT ALL?!?! They are like superhumans.

    6. Farts are totally harmful. Breathing people's shit-air = HARMFUCKINGFUL.

    7. W.T.F. I DON'T KNOW

    8. I have just vowed to myself to never ever try that ice cream.

    9. Deciding to do stuff is hard. It makes me sleepy.

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  2. Guinny, I love that you leave me comments. It makes my ENTIRE FUCKING DAY! I want to give you some sort of reward...stay tuned.

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  3. Hoooooray!! I don't need a reward. I'm just glad I am not bother with my COMMENT ALL THE TIME.

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  4. I thought of one.

    Who the fuck buys shit from telemarketers? I mean, they MUST have some success or they wouldn't keep calling, right??

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  5. OMG, yes! Who buys things from people on the phone? PLUS that must mean the robo-recorded political campaign calls are effective!! WHAT???

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  6. Why MUST we pop bubblewrap when we encounter it, like a compulsion?

    I do not have this problem. It is one of the few compulsions I've avoided, apparently. That sound makes me rage.

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS?

    THANK YOU FOR THE IMPENDING NIGHTMARES, LAC. GOSH.

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