What is up with those foil-covered chocolates that taste more like wax than chocolate?
Why do people always assume that if it is sunny outside, those of us indoors are ABSOLUTELY DYING to be outside?
Why do some people treat those of us in the service industries as though we are machines or slaves?
Why is it that we are always attracted to rebels?
Why MUST we pop bubblewrap when we encounter it, like a compulsion?
Why do we have an adverse reaction to certain smells which are not inherently harmful, like farts or sulphur?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS?
Why is Clusterfluff ice cream so effing delicious?
Why is it that as soon as you decide to exercise, you are completely overcome with the desire to take a nap?