The Empress of Ice Cream and Captain of the Jakarta Bids You Good Day
Oh, I know! Whores are so commercial. They are in it for all the wrong reasons!Who cares about money when you can get stuff like VD's, attention, low self esteem...not to mention tons of sex!!Sluts clearly win.
RIGHT? That's why whore is actually an insult. It is like calling someone a capitalist pig. And that stings, yo. On the inside. Like... well, you know where I'm going with this.
See, I'd just assumed the internal stinging was from the gonorrhea.
DING DING DINGAlso, it took me way too many tries to post that properly. Someone hit me with the stupid stick this morning.
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