My legs are so smooth and silky soft (new razors and the best lotion ever) that they are irresistibly touchable. Not to mention that with all my time in the sun today they are emanating a slight heat.
I want to feel them up. I mean, come on.
In other news, Charlie's favorite fireworks were the ones that "looked like a shoe." Plus his $1 tank fireworks. Take note, City of Hailey.